Jennifer Lopez Sent Me An Email

Oh my oh my...be still my heart...I just got an email from Jennifer Lopez! *sigh*

And apparently she's started her own software business, where she sells "top quality original software". Although it appears she hasn't yet learned how to spell "Original". But goodness knows, you don't need to know how to spell in order to sell software. Anyway, here's the email...

TOP QUALITY ORYGINAL SOFTWARE
LOWEST POSSIBLE PRICES

Microsofs Windows XP Professional with SP2
Adobe Photoshop 7.0
Adobe Photoshop CS
Microsoft Office XP Pro
Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional
Adobe PageMaker 7.0
Adobe Illustrator 10
Adobe Illustrator CS
Corel Draw Graphics Suite 11

That's only few positions from our shop
Click here to see full list of our special offers

Yeah. Okay Jennifer. Whatever.

Actually, this is kinda sad...the spammer thinks putting the name of a famous person in the subject line will get my attention enough that I'll buy from him/her. Next thing you know we'll by buying video games from George Washington, or maybe Christmas tree ornaments from Joan Of Arc.

I can't wait.

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